Funny Diet Scenario

Somebody must hear this😃... Like seriously!

Listen o,
Early in the morning you soaked two cups of garri, and consumed it using beans (ewa aganyin) as back-up. On the way to the office you met a colleague who bought you doughnut worth #100. Instead of you to stylishly decline, you suddenly became police siren, singing "Wow! Wow! Wow!". 😉 You didn't find someone else to dash, you consumed everything like 'Lagido, the monkey'... 😅😅
It would have been understandable if you were a bricklayer. We would say, it's the nature of your job.

Every afternoon, pepsi long throat bottle and 2eggroll is constant. This one too is not an issue, but every other thing that comes your way are friends with your mouth, the chips, the fries, roasted corn and plantain, infact anything. For dinner, you'd also take something solid. At the end of the year, every cell of your body becomes tired of singing 'we wish you a merry Christmas'. Because, for them everyday has been Christmas. 😇

Later you'd say your 'bae' or 'boo' is doing somehow. Don't you also see that you've doubled your size at the end of the year? If you continue like this for five years, I'm afraid we might witness a nuclear bomb explosion. 😂

Well, let me close my mouth, 🙊 don't let me talk again. So you won't say I talk too much. I didn't say anything oo. 😒
But only you can guard your diet. No crime against snacks, no crime against solid foods. But, do create a system of balance. Anticipate my article on "The Essence of Snacks".

Your Food Scientist,
Immanuel Rottex.